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Hannah Montana 

Someone who likes to/ live(s) a double life.

- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.
“I thought the dna test was negative?? You have a whole kid out there that you not taking care of?? You must be Hannah Montana.”

“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”
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Hannah's Needlebox 

The act of inserting a cactus firmly within an vagina and twisting it violently back and forth. The end result is the removal of all needles from the cactus. Before allowing penetration from a penis.
My husband yelled in great please after we did Hannah's needlebox last night.

Hannah Koufos: The First Zunilda Virginia Junco; The First Juvenile Release 

Hannah Koufos: The First Zunilda Virginia Junco; The First Juvenile Release
Hannah Koufos: The First Zunilda Virginia Junco; The First Juvenile Release

Hannah M 

You can see her everyday but you just never know what you’re gonna get. She’s a girl who’s extremely difficult to figure out you dk what she wants and she won’t admit it but neither does she. Someone who gets angry over anything and crashes out then says that they don’t have any issues. Just a girl who yk is. Her taste in men has improved and is currently talking to the man of her dreams (Her mum pays him to talk to her)
E: Hannah M is annoyed at me today
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing

HM: Fuck you
Hannah M by Harzoot April 26, 2025

pull a hannah baker 

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub
Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

rufus hannah

Rufus Hannah (1955), also known as Rufus the Stunt Bum, is an American advocate for homeless rights who became known for his role in the early Bumfights videos: in 2000, while himself a homeless alcoholic, he was paid $5 to be filmed running headfirst into a stack of milk crates
rufus hannah by Lohmiller November 12, 2007

Horny Hannah 

A horny hannah is the embodiment of the female sex drive. A horny hannah is a girl who will always take the guy up stairs to fuck. Even if it is 5 times in the same day. There is no limitation to the annoying hornyness to this girl.
"Pat, did you sleep with that girl amber last night?"

"Naw man. She an annoying horny hannah. I wouldn't dare touch that!"