Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater February 01, 2012
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DMF-HAND

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!
by fuzdog June 30, 2011
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Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
by Privatelyowned November 29, 2020
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
by Basileusoftheworld December 10, 2015
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Blackface Hand

The act of painting Black on the "face" of a hand to mimic a person of African American origin(s).

This "act" is a form of Art..... and is covered under the Freedom of Speech premise....inalienable rights clause.... which means no authority figure or person(s) is allowed to prohibit it. Merica.....
#AlexisMason was the first person to ever use "Blackface Hand" on the Internet in September of 2022.
by #AlexisMason September 06, 2022
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spook hand

The Spook Hand

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A hand that is very spooky.
Father: Wow son, look at your brother Jimmy's Spook Hand!
Son: Wow dad, that's a spooky hand!
by durdew August 10, 2017
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Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.
The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.
by dscasados November 03, 2022
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