hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016

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Jenna Hood

The best skier on the mountain.

Yusnow committee: "The best skier on the mountain is freshers rep 2022"
Everyone else: "I'm so glad you elected Jenna Hood!"

by nyamuri October 17, 2022

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hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.

"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"

by Curly Manson March 20, 2025

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Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

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