Hannah Pilkingtons, like that of the Katie Towlers, also reside in Hindley Green. They are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. Speaking on 6ft, Hannah Pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft penises because Hannah Pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft penis as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
Guy of suitable height: Yo, bro, who's that over there?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
by Lancashire Laddos September 15, 2017
Get the Hannah Pilkingtonmug. She is fiery, sweet, sexy, and sexy. She can light up your world like nothing you've ever seen. She can turn anything you say into something sexual.
by Pippy long stocking July 18, 2016
Get the hannah fletchermug. A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.
Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024
Get the Scratty Hannahmug. the hottest girl in the world, everyone wants to be her friend. But people like aarav iyer who are fat could only dream of it
by LMAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOA October 22, 2025
Get the Hannah thomasmug. by TheForrestExperience February 4, 2014
Get the hannah parejamug. literally the best couple ever, they both call each other nigger as a love language cause they so cute fr
by Cat pfp February 8, 2024
Get the hannah and kadenmug. Hannah is the thickest girl ever you won't believe. shes kinda Syco but its ok .allt he boy wanna cuff Hannah but she has her mind set on someone in particular ;) she is very short but not super short and most likely has a pet hamster who eats the curtains.
Lucca: Omg who is that
Shawn: That's Hannah the love of my life
Lucca: no shes mine
Natalie: I'm so jelous
Shawn: That's Hannah the love of my life
Lucca: no shes mine
Natalie: I'm so jelous
by sexybeatmode June 15, 2020
Get the Hannahmug.