Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Google

A site containing information that people will use.

How can I loose weight...I'll go on google and search it up.

by Teddy bear206 May 31, 2017

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

google fuckery

when google does a little trolling

"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"

by seedwatermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 11, 2022

Google

Search engine

Type what your looking for into the google bar

by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020

Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.

dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,

by martian 101 June 29, 2016