Holy Ghost

To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.

Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."

Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."

by Tequila me Softly January 22, 2018

Ghost Killa

A ghost that wants revenge after somebody slice thier thoart and then stabs them in stomach to push them off a cliff in the grand canyon but tells police that a mutated donkey killed them and tells one friend the truth but tells others the dead person was adducted by UFO's.

The ghost killa wants to kill the killa and tell people no mutated donkey didn't kill them but there was really a mutated donkey that did that made the killa kill the ghost killa before they were the ghost killa.

by mutateddonkey May 6, 2011

zip ghost

a zip ghost is a ghost that is fast, mostly because it is 300+ years old. ghosts can travel faster the older they get, and usually after turning 300 they are considered zippy and are recognized by the ghost community by having a ceremony celebrating their zippyness. zip ghosts are also alot scarier than younger ghosts, because they are obviously faster and are better at just being ghosts in general. plus most old people are creeps anyway.

james- what was that!?
thorn- it moved really fast and was hard to see, it was probably just a zip ghost.

by weefingbaas August 30, 2005

ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Ghost Rider

While riding a bicycle, one builds up alot of speed and then jumps off, making it appear to have a ghost riding the bike.

Hey there is nobody riding that bike. It must be a ghost rider

by Pants87 February 12, 2010

Ghost Riding

To ride a vehicle on the hood or the top of it.

Man did you see that one dude Ghost Riding on his car. It was sweet

by putzz May 15, 2007

Ghost Whisperer

When a man blows his load in a womans mouth and she whispers the word "boo" into his ear and fills it with cum.

Sorry dude your going to have to speak up- i can't hear very well out of my left ear today- my girlfriend gave me the ghost whisperer.

by TheNigtasticRapist March 31, 2009