Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

by Alazay November 5, 2019

Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.

THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.

by brownierecipe November 16, 2018

Ethan

One of the most flattering people you will ever meet. They either have green eyes or blue eyes. Many people will think they're weird but once you talk to them, you're trapped in another world. Having an Ethan as a best friend is the biggest flex ever. Very dark humoured with greasy hair but gets all the girls

Girl 1: I like Ethan
Girl 2: Many girls do but see where they are now

by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020

Ethan

The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.

Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.

by Sexifart December 3, 2020

Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.

Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.

by Neegle64 July 4, 2022