And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.

My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger

by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear

Giving ear: making out with your SO ear

by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018

ear cuddling

When Two People Share Ear Buds Together.

Awwww did You See Those Two Ear Cuddling Together? They Are So Cute.

by thatoneguyx13 September 25, 2013