Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav

Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.

by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021

ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.

Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear

by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

rap ear

the level of hearing used to identify rhythm, flow, and all things dope. This function is mostly utilized during the creation of hip hop music

Hey Petry, I wont be around so while you're mixing my music just use your rap ear when picking different effects for the vocals.

by Lu Feng March 24, 2016

ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.

I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".

by Trollmfao October 1, 2016

Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023