Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin

You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*

by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

dylan

Dylan is really kind, thoughtful and has a massive raging veiny personality.

he also has glasses the speccy fuck

he bangs mr.bozko on the daily with his massive veiny personality

he also likes Oscarsdog cause its pretty

hey look theres Dylan giving his dad a prostate examination

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Dylan Rush

He thinks he’s a villain he’s thinks he’s chilling

My names Dylan Rush I be lookin pretty dumb🤠

by Hudson..Roberts February 27, 2021

Dylan Brenn

Dylan Brenn.. is a boy deeply in love with Hannah Cle.

Oh. hes just a Dylan Brenn

by LuxeFromGuac July 26, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is Latin for 'king of the snakes'

Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary

Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it

They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic

I heard what Dylan said behind my back the other day

by King of the snakes November 7, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash

Crap here comes Dylan

by Brookesiom May 15, 2019

Dylan McMahon

Dylan McMahon is an entrepreneur from Canada, known for his Toronto hat and his fans the Dankmemers

Dylan McMahon is very proud of his nation

by StKittsKid April 27, 2024