He is a a beast of a man, who has sex with women at least 15 times a minute. His penis would match any Congolese man on a fine day. If you know a dylan you are so lucky, tell him that you love him and want to have children with him because there’s a chance that he will accept the offer because he hasn’t had male offspring yet.
by Nathanieljm21 September 14, 2021
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Get the DYLAN mug.Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
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you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
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