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Stanley Cup

When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).
Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.
Stanley Cup by WhizzerWhite April 12, 2009
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How about a nice cold cup of stfu 

Cold water :)
How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)
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Slurp Cup 

Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!
Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.
Slurp Cup by dafash November 18, 2010
A water cup refers to someone who goes out to party but either drinks/smokes barely anything or stays completely sober. These people are called water cups because their cups never have alcohol in them. Can also be used as a verb to proclaim that someone's not gonna get fucked up that night.
"Yo, you ready to get fucked up at Jason's tonight?"
"Nah man, I'll go but I'll water cup"

"Bruh Chelsea's so lit, how much was she drinking?"
"She's a water cup, that's just her personality"
water cup by Shithead69420 March 5, 2017

dutch cup 

When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.
"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"
dutch cup by Crackbaby420 July 22, 2017

Pimms cup 

When you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water
Last night we decided to try doing the Pimms cup and now we have ants. Cos that's how we get ants.
Pimms cup by Sir Bob July 24, 2017

Fruit Cup 

Fruit Cup is a lazy transgender cunt bitch. If your a male you always have a cock up your ass.
Fruit Cup by Patrick Brosky July 28, 2017