crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey

Destroy your Dick December got me havin that crumby crotch

by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012