cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009

Crackerjacking

The action of a white person masturbating.

Dude, I went into Al's room and he was totally crackerjacking!

by FrankLangella August 5, 2008

cracker

What white people call each other. It becomes offensive when either used by a black man or pronounced cracka.

European-American: What is going on cracker ?

Nigger: man cut that cracka shit out.

nigger gets jumped

by ItsOnlyRacistIfYouAre April 10, 2009

cracker box

term used in Polk County, FL meaning a room strictly filled and reserved for white people.

hey john is leaving tomorrow, so we gotta get a white boy in here, to keep it a cracker box.

by mills5150 May 30, 2013

Cracker

1) A delectible treat

2) a slayer

3) a white person

4) a term black people use for white people, prompting us to use other words

Boy : "Yo Cracker i love to eat me them crackers."
Jellybean : "Tru dat jigga"

by Jim T January 30, 2007

cheese and crackers

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.

Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!

by capncervelo November 16, 2010