Abortion Cookie

a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion

-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.

by Sultar July 19, 2011

milk and cookies

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.

"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

giving cookies

Louisiana slang for beating up a person.

"If that bitch don't stop that shit, I'll be giving cookies!"

by Bulldog1SH January 17, 2008

Pink-cookie

the enemy of the multi colored storm trooper swat team

Crush the pink cookie, befor eit;s to late

by martay February 18, 2003

Gorilla Cookies

A popular cookie given to new members of the popular forum, Cult of The Jedi. They are often served with Moo Juice.

Come get your free gorilla cookies and moo juice you asshats!

by Zapix March 26, 2004

cookies & milk

when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies and milk

when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies & milk

by poopie chris November 26, 2009

crushing the cookie

When you lose your virginity and break your hiemen.

Dude I just got done crushing the cookie I took her virginity!

by Ace Parker June 15, 2016