cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017

Comedy

Professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh. Something Amy Schumer would know nothing about.

Did you see Aziz's new comedy sketch? I love the surprising amount of vagina jokes he didn't make, comedy genius!

by Codilicious Bombastic March 26, 2017

Shitty Comeback

an overused or just retarded comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"

by genlo January 18, 2009

Chaka Comes With A Price

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.

As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.

by ChowderDunk June 8, 2016

the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

comedienne

This is in the other dictionary meaning a female comedian. If anyone has ever heard of one of these, please let me know.

Guy 1: Jo Brand is a comedienne.
Me: Wait dude, are you telling me a girl actually makes a living telling jokes?
Guy 1: Yeah
Me: She must have really big tits

by Fergus J May 28, 2006

Comet

piece of weed that shoots through your pipe, gets in your mouth.

"Fuck, another comet, my teeth are turning green..."

by jenzme3 April 9, 2006