Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 25, 2025

Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.

That dude is such a chode

by Souless75 June 22, 2023

chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode

Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!

by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth

Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”

by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019