Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 07, 2019

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 03, 2017

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 19, 2019

Captain Hook

when you just fucked someone

yo! i just got captain hooked

by yummy ass March 26, 2020

Captain & Tennille

When in the Military, when you (a Captain) and your wife do a 3-way with the next door neighbor.

Ex: "We just had a 'Captain & Tennille', with the neighbor"

by Scotti B May 02, 2022

Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024