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Canadian Pacific

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!
by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021
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Canadian Return

When a task is not only difficult but time consuming.
My boss wants me to do a Canadian Return by make a line by line spread sheet of a shipping container full of stuff going back to Canada. But wants every single item listed and it’s country or origin.
by Willy de Kent July 7, 2025
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Canadian Rager

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
by canadianrager January 19, 2015
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Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
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Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
by Pillsdb December 6, 2016
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canadian idiot dude

Bruuuuuuh, dis dude is a Canadian Idiot Dude.
by DaBlacky January 31, 2018
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Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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