if they can crawl they can brawl 

If they can crawl they can brawl is like a metaphor for baby hunger games meaning if their able to crawl and move around their able to fight

Person 1: Abortion is bad you should give them a chance to live🥺
Person 2: Your right! They should be put up to a baby hunger games
Person 1: NO THEIR BABIES!
Person 2: If they can crawl they can brawl

if they can crawl they can brawl by Hentai Protagonist January 30, 2021

because i can't 

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

because i can't by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? 

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

If you can't take it don't give it 

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

If you can't take it don't give it by madbovine March 13, 2012

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. 

Best response to being punched. Ever.

Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. by liMPiNMEdiC January 6, 2008

Oil can 

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

Oil can by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009