Let me carve your way

This is a song made by a guy who wants a man who can make anything.

Z)Let me carve your way pwease?
E)Nope

by OliverSantts August 15, 2022

Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.

Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.

by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 2, 2022

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

My Name Is Caine

He is your bitch.

“My name is Caine. I am your bitch. And I’m here to show you the most horny, sex appealing, pornographic imagery you’ve ever laid your eyes upon! He’s also here to destroy Vivziepop’s career.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs January 17, 2024

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024