That couch tho

These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.

Zand: "That couch tho."

Pel: "Tru."

by boilingpoop January 11, 2020

Brown spot on the couch

Somewhere where someone has pooped on the couch

HEY THERE IS A BROWN SPOT ON THE COUCH WHO DID IT???

by Anonymous True Person November 30, 2018

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.

Bob- U know that amazing group chat

Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

by Bran447 December 15, 2019

caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

caught lacking

caught looking at a girls cleave or other body parts

duuudeee you just got caught lacking on Syd's boobs

by herrmieseh May 3, 2018

couch potato

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.

by Credit Check International October 5, 2002

Caught

What Mack Lee was when his mom came in and saw him leeowning his friends (see leeowned)

Mack got caught by his mom

by dank sewage November 28, 2003