Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

Bear Hair

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.

Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!

by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010

bear pussy

Bear pussy: noun, It is often cited that the sex organs of a female bear often resemble the battered human vagina of a sex worker. It is also a term used to describe a human vagina that is less than desirable.

Dude I got so wasted last night I fucked that fat bitch Carol and her bear pussy too!

by Mizzzark twizzzain October 4, 2017

whore bear

(Adj) A hairy bitchy skank whose claws come out on a regular basis.

"Whore bearing": (verb) the act of being a whore bear

That whore bear just punched me in the cooter because she thought I made out with her boyfriend. (as an adjective)

She's been whore bearing it up lately.(as a verb)

by Stephanie D October 28, 2007

Yogi bearing

To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.

I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.

by James Frohlich January 3, 2012

rambling bear

A very hairy homosexual at a homosexual orgy who runs around corn holing every ass that is available until he passes out from exhaustion.

Hey, Trevor I was at an orgy the other night and that real hairy guy Seth was a real rambling bear. He must have railed just about every guy there before he finally passed out from exhaustion.

by hotcarl66 May 3, 2005

Polar Bear

code name for a good looking female

derived from the classic pickup line
pick up line:how much does a polar bear weigh?.....enough to break the ice

hey guys....there goes a polar bear

by jacobe-x May 1, 2009