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coup de ville

when you are trapped or locked up in something (aka jail, a house, in the car, with wifey)
yo i cant go anywhere cuz im coup de ville in the house.
by soto capo October 27, 2008
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de jour

Noun: aka: douche bag: A nicer way of calling someone, or your friend(s), a douche bag(s).
1. Mark, stop being such a de jour, all the girls are going to leave!

2. Wow, it sure is a de jourfest in here.
by coolbeans6913 July 16, 2011
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Cul-de-sac

the balding part on top of a guys head...the balding part looks like a g-d damn cul-de-sac on a dead end street
The guy with the cul-de-sac is such a tool
by Mindy November 29, 2004
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Hijo de Puta

In spanish it means son of a bitch. Yet this phrase can be taken in many differnt ways.

1.In some cultures it is an insult.

2. Yet for other it is used for a greeting.
1. Vo sos un hijo de puta!
(You're a son of a bitch!)

2. Como esta hijo de puta?
(How are you son of a bitch?)
by demonppl February 20, 2010
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De-modi-tize

The act of converting SUPPORTERS of the Prime Minister of India Mr.Modi into his HATERS
The Prime Minister of India Mr. Narendra Modi demonetized the currency

and in the process, de-modi-tized his people.
by desidigitalnomad November 14, 2016
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shit de coolios

Guy 1: I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
Guy 2: Shit de coolios, bro. Shit de coolios.

Girl 1: I'm gettin' fuckin' married!
Girl 2: Toats mcgoats shit de coolios.
by Fuck Someone Else April 26, 2010
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Chocolato de Portugal

1. The faeces of a portuguese man or woman with added sweetener. Normally thrown at Spanish or German tourists infiltrating central Lisbon, the heart of Portuguese Chocolate.
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages

The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
"Oh ya, I heard they sell Portuguese chocolate at Chiquitos"

"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"

"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"

"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"

"Chiquitos"

"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"

"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
by Marcel Van Crumpton September 28, 2006
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