Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

by DredMan January 28, 2013

Butum

When you are speaking and trying to figure out what to say next and you say but um so quickly and uncomfortably that they run together and you butum out

I was making a video and I got stumped on what to share next and so I.. butum

by LUXLY March 21, 2019

Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky

After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky

by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.

Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

Amish Moon Butter

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**

Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

by MisterGLUb May 10, 2023