Bastardise

To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.

I was having an intimate moment with the maid when Bob the Bastard entered with my wife and totally bastardised my night.

by ///Lee July 2, 2008

blastard

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

bastar

It is Piticus' way of sharing love and compassion to his group mates and servants.

Hey Leon your a bastar.

by Leonage March 7, 2014

horney-basterd

a female frog who has been on a tree

look at that horney-basterd

by steve May 19, 2003

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008