The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
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How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
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Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.
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Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
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Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
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have you seen that girl anjali?? shes such an anj(alcoholic). im gonna be an anj(alcoholic) because anjali is an anj(alcoholic).
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