Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.

I gota go fuck an air woman.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009

ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

MacBook Air 11'

The thing that apple created obviosly in a rush just to make a quick buck. Marketed as powerful when in reality a Toaster could outperform it. Only good thing about it is that it is indestructible. Apple made no case for it and they have stopped making it now. Thank you for saving the younger population from having to buy one because it is one of the cheapest apple products.

The MacBook Air 11' Is a massive waste of Money

by Margie Thatcher December 4, 2017

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy acts up to a point where your hand shakes like an air guitar.

After rage quitting a cod match Richard's air guitar syndrome came out to a point where he played thunderstruck.. after he would sniff his fingers and ate wendy's chili.

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023