Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.

I gota go fuck an air woman.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009

ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

gasp-for-air sob

crying so hard to the point where you gasp for a breath of air. The pain is so overbearing you have to start forcing yourself to breath.

Raf: hey, are you ok?

Me: yeah im just gasp-for-air sobing

by heybababooeyy March 20, 2021

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy acts up to a point where your hand shakes like an air guitar.

After rage quitting a cod match Richard's air guitar syndrome came out to a point where he played thunderstruck.. after he would sniff his fingers and ate wendy's chili.

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023