fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.

I gota go fuck an air woman.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.

I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.

by Ehcko March 5, 2014

amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.

she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.

by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014