Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

by Grbel08 August 30, 2010

hand pressure

When someone pressure's you to do something

"Your hand pressure me for $20"

by Davidos May 14, 2006

hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014

hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger April 30, 2014

Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014