report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023
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Palestinian Card

To play the Palestinian card is to portray oneself as an innocent victim to deflect responsibility and to evoke feelings of empathy and pity.
Although he was caught on tape, he played the Palestinian card to convince everyone he didn't do it.
by Nili2.0 October 29, 2023
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Yugioh Cards

Hey Tina, want to do some Yugioh cards and get f*cked up
by Coke not pepsy March 19, 2020
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blu card

A code name used for SNAP / EBT cards.
Someone should be a friend and sell me 300 blu card
by Fraud4Shitters July 2, 2025
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Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card
by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
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Yellow Card

A tackle committed by Conor McArthur on 31/10/2020 which was somehow awarded as a red card. Never before has this been a red card, as it is in fact a yellow card.
"Did you see that tackle Conor made?" - Person 1
"Yeah it was a pretty good tackle wasn't it" - Person 2
"But did you know somehow they gave a red card for it??" - Person 1
"Thats crazyyyy, it was defs a yellow card if anything" - Person 2
by CorrectMan100 November 5, 2020
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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