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suck my tits

What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.
chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"
by K-slizzle April 2, 2009
mugGet the suck my titsmug.

suck it up buttercup

One of the best things you can say to someone who has dug themselves a nice, deep hole, and has fallen right into it.
"Shit. I didn't think anyone would tell her I said that!"
"Well, they did, so suck it up buttercup"
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
mugGet the suck it up buttercupmug.

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)
Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
mugGet the Go Suck A Dickmug.

suck someone off

To suck someone off means to suck someone's penis.Usually a girlfriend to a boyfriend
I really want to suck someone off right now
by Wroteshawswifexx June 19, 2016
mugGet the suck someone offmug.

suck my nan

An expression when someone is annoyed in a jokey way.
Person 1: Can I have some of your food?
Person 2: Nah mate suck my nan.
by itsmeheybro January 30, 2017
mugGet the suck my nanmug.

your life is suck

1) when your friends life sucks horribly, but you dont give a shit to care
Lauren: My classes are hard, and my homework sucks, and i left my money at home.

Andy: LOL, your life is suck!
by The_Bartron February 3, 2010
mugGet the your life is suckmug.

hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.
by bandetox December 16, 2014
mugGet the hard cock to suckmug.

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