Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.
Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?
by Joel273 June 07, 2023
The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
by breadbreadbreadhead May 20, 2024
A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service
by jantele February 02, 2021
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend
by uwu777 May 06, 2020
by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 09, 2023