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Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.
1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.
by Slagbonce October 29, 2012
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Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
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shit

when a male or female or non binary person deficates/Poos
by NotSayingtodayeverinayear September 19, 2023
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Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"
by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022
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shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023
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bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.
dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
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