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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.
ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."
by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019
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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017
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shit

something that is really cool.

shit is a noun.
by addake December 1, 2018
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Main shit stain

Your closest jit
by 2titties December 26, 2021
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shit bogger

This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.
"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"
by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016
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