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dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.
by hobiwan February 18, 2014
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vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year
Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night
by Spaggootter May 22, 2016
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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018
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vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen
by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016
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dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis
Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?
by Jumper cables July 30, 2016
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Big Dick Mo

Terminology used for a friend with a big dick and has the initials of M and O. It can also be used to represent the alpha male in your group or the man who has shown is dick/penis to his/her friends.
Yesterday I met Big Dick Mo.
Big Dick Mo and I went to the part yesterday, it was lit.
by JackKnifexxxDeepInTheHolexxx69 October 27, 2019
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