fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

That’s my BESTFRIEND

Someone you care about and love that is funny and he/she is your whole world.

Girl: who is that she looks fun
Me: that’s my BESTFRIEND Makaylee

by StAcEyStEwArT October 28, 2019

My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

Oh my hole

A spin off of the phrase oh my god used all around ireland. Can be used if ones suprised to hear something.

Oh my hole i cant believe how drunk i got last night

by Anon45654638 October 29, 2019

Lick my dry orange

Joe

Lick my dry orange nerd.

by Joema October 29, 2019

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019