Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

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Dick Knat

A fly or knat that keeps landing and hanging around a dogs dick; a short, pudgy, overly aggressive construction worker who constantly wants to suck up his boss!

Miguel is a mother fucking dick knat cause he never gets off Joey's dick!

by Johnny Jalapeño June 3, 2019

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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.

Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!

Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

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Mooby Dick

A dick that has man boobs.

That Shannon is a complete dick. Have you seen his man tits? He's like Mooby Dick.

by Johnny Dick head January 14, 2024

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Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.

"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."

by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020

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