Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

fubu shit

violence happening everywhere

or
scary shit going on

"There's a whole lotta fubu shit going on man"

by AGN7939 August 15, 2022

Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality

Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks

by dum bo August 16, 2022

Shit pc

When your pc is laggy like peter's pc.

Person: I have 20 fps.
HIs friend: Shit pc!!!!!

by HAHAHAHA Shit pc August 17, 2022

Shit-A-Toogah

This is something you say when things never quite go your way, when things seem surprising or you see something bizarre or out of the ordinary.

Ex: “you witness a car crash” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah, “the trash bag breaks when you take out the garbage” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah

by Bodedes YEAAH August 17, 2022

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022