your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

I like your music taste

an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!

Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))

Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!

by Nolan <3 December 14, 2021

your mom

the biggest thing ive ever seen how could it be so big i mean she is already died buy she is way to big to be human

your moms ass in a BLACK HOLE

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021

Your Mom

It is legit your mom nothing else it’s also a joke. Also a way to piss people off in a funny way.. want to be hated say your mom to everything!!!

Anyone: Hey what ya doin’?
You: Your mom

by anonymous December 15, 2021

National Give Your Crush A Note Day

On December 16 you will give a note to your crush saying something cheesy to them.

National give your crush a note day is where you give your crush a cheesy note! Example:
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it

*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊

by Nat. December 15, 2021

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021

Your mom

A fat fucking pig

Your mom so fat
She’s just like a pig

by Man really forgor December 16, 2021