A McJagger

When a woman equips a strap on with a sharpened tip and violently penetrates a mans anus repeatedly.

guy 1: Yo man i cant walk after last night
guy 2: how come dude
guy 1: she gave me a 12 inch McJagger
guy 2: a what
guy 1: a mcjagger is when i get penetrated with a sharpened strap on

by A McJagger December 3, 2025

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Hori McGory

A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.

He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.

“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”

“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”

“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”

by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

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The McKenna Effect

The circumstance where McKenna B’s aura overtakes your life for the good or worst

I haven’t felt the same since I was diagnosed with The McKenna Effect

by colewrldmia January 4, 2026

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Bitch McConnell

Nickname for the unethical and incompetent Senator from Kentucky who has consistently taken the easy path in politics over standing up for truth, and doing what is right for America.

There is a special place in Hell reserved for Bitch McConnell where he can contemplate the damage he caused to his constituents and to democracy, by failing to stand up to MAGAt before it was too late.

by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026

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