see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them

A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.

by Taickashi May 30, 2018

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

Shit

It’s something that you leave in the toilet

Every time I take a shit I fear that the shit will take me

by ProfessionalShittaker May 31, 2018

talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.

Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO

by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018