Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely

Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off

by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)

boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.

by myassishot December 22, 2019

Soo my tie

Short version for
𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎

Originated in Rick and Morty s4 ep1
by one of characters summer smith

This app just matched me with a guy that is soo my tie

by Lolziee December 26, 2019

my little house school

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .

concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*

by dontactlikeyouknowwhothisis December 29, 2019

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron December 31, 2019

Melting my cheese

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

by BlueGarnet January 2, 2020