dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

Dirty Fucker

A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.

The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.

by Morphineus September 17, 2017

dirty brandpost

When you call for the firemen and they unexpectedly starts doing anal sex with the brandpost

Oh my god, the fire men did a dirty brandpost in the middle of the fire, how dare they !

by Liam Vestman September 20, 2017

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

dirty worst

When something is beyond terrible, unbearably horrific, or overall ass cheeks. Aka SUCKS

"Phsteven why did you eat all my rice pudding??!! You're the dirty worst!"

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017