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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back 

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother 

Your great great great great great grandmother.
"My mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother's dead!"

Your in Denver 

When some draws a line and another crosses it so bad they go so far south, they end up in a city hundreds of mile away from said line, thus showing themselves to be an ass.
Steve and Joe live in Canada.

Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.

Joe: What's that?

Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey grease all over them.

Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.

Steve: Dude, your in Denver.
Your in Denver by btra26 December 2, 2010

Your Mother

Josh: So,man, what ya doing?
James: Your mother!
Josh: Wtf dude?!
James: Just messing, man! I just heard it yesterday.
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Oisin: Jesus, you're such a dick sucker!
Declan: Your mother!!!

Oisin: *silence*

your sisters penis 

Almost as good as your moms cock but not quite! It’s more slimy but it’s a little smaller! The one thing though is it’s fatter than your moms cock!
Your sisters penis was so nice last night. Uahhhh