When some draws a
line and another crosses it so bad they go so far
south, they end up in a city hundreds of mile away from said
line, thus showing themselves to be an ass.
Steve and Joe live in
Canada.
Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.
Joe: What's that?
Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey
grease all over them.
Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby
box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.
Steve: Dude, your in Denver.