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Gut your fish

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018
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collect your bredrin/friend

when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"

you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"

friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
by 102killerdrop October 3, 2018
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Calm your cheez-itz

This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!
Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!

You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!
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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe
don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face
by littlejimmie December 7, 2019
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Tickle your pickle

I see your pickle sickle has not been tickled
Can I "tickle your pickle" for nickel
Now that I tickled your pickle and made it trickle

Run that nickel for that tickled pickle
by The pickle tickler February 3, 2020
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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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