word patent

When person 1 uses a word so often that they get offended when person 2 uses it.

person 1: what a sweet movie
person 2: i know, it was the killz
person 1: dude, i have a word patent on 'the killz'
person 2: *stares in frustration at person 1's stupidity*

by bbqturtle December 16, 2007

The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.

Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021

The n word

Nice

21:I'm going to say the n word
69:NO DON....
21:nice
69:nice

by Trajan Anntonius July 1, 2020

Define a Word

It is the only way any user in the Urban Dictionary website can talk

Urban Dictionary: Define a Word
me:

no..

lol okay sure.

by BreadTaken January 12, 2021

Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017

Words With Freud

To play Words With Friends using words that belie an interest other than in the game itself.

We were playing Words on Facebook and he played the words "SEX" "KISS" and "LOVE" all in a row; he was definitely playing Words With Freud.

by Stonebridge January 2, 2012

Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.

Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010