a twat
by alexsandell February 16, 2009
Similar to Blue Balls, it is the painful feeling when a good tweet is halfway done and suddenly all inspiration is lost
Person 1:#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay was trending the other day and I almost had the best tweet, but I completely forgot how to finish it. It was the worst Blue Bird
Person 2: How bad did it hurt?
Person 2: How bad did it hurt?
by tweet38271 September 16, 2011
T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."
by Makk October 25, 2005
by Sir Ellington Floppy-ears June 18, 2007
Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.
Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
by levarselosmonos February 19, 2010
Let's go rip some birds
Person 1: "What's Kep doing?"
Person 2: "Rippin' bird dogs "
Person 1: "tru dat:"
Person 1: "What's Kep doing?"
Person 2: "Rippin' bird dogs "
Person 1: "tru dat:"
by etaylor3 June 09, 2010
Not a cat person or a dog person. Bird person loves freedom more than anything. She/he is loyal and faithful for her/his partner for entire of her/his life and she/he are obviously very much in love.
A: Sylvia is an flight attendant. She loves to travel and her job so much. There are a lot of guys try to win Sylvia's heart but they cannot. She always in love with Benjamin.
B: Awww she is such a bird person. And how about Benjamin? Does he ever cheat on her once?
A: Never once. He also is a bird person.
B: Awww that's so sweet.
B: Awww she is such a bird person. And how about Benjamin? Does he ever cheat on her once?
A: Never once. He also is a bird person.
B: Awww that's so sweet.
by PhiloThinker June 14, 2014