turd pie

my sister

My sis is the biggest turdpie in the world.

by FIASQP August 9, 2003

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

turd kitty

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

by pedro March 23, 2004

Turd Punt

Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn

person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!

person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!

by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006

turd cutter

the hole where the poop leaves your body.

We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters

by J man February 26, 2003